Teacher ek student se: “batao ladkiyaan kya nahi pehan sakti hai?”Ladka: “ji CONDOM”Thandi Hai Coffee Garam KarloIs Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram KarloMorning Time se Inbox Khali Hai MeraThori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thiSardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay! Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try
to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, the King's chief doctor.. Horatio thought about this and
said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.


Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.


Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to
cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their
chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.


The moral of the story - Pay your bloody bills !!!

Door goon mein ek basti thi wahan ki lakiya bahut sasti thi, unki gand mein itne masti thi, jitna dalo utna hasti thi, But why ru smiling….

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For better safty during sex use 2 condom
for more safty put some chilli powder between them
If inner 1 breaks out u’ll know
if outer 1 break out she will know.

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Advantage of having breast milk
A: no need to boil
B: cat can’t steal
C: available in attractive container
D: liked by all age group
E: In 1 u get another free