Which candle burns longer, a yellow one or a red one?Neither. They both burn shorter.

Chote se dil ke afsane bahut hai,Zindagi se zyada zakhm bahut hai,Maar dalti kab ki ye duniya.Par dosto ki duao maiAsar Bhut hai Apne dard E DIL ka Hamdard Hame hi Paoge,In tanhayon me saath hame hi paoge,Door hain tum say to kya huwa,In dooriyon me sabse kareeb hame hi paoge......... Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai

Nothing in world with out love.love is everything.I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...

1.school ——- yaadein
2.pricipal —— Jaani Dushman
3.classes ——- kabhi kabhi
4.canteen——- kabhi alvida na kehna
5.course ——– godzilla
6.exams ——– kalyug
7.examination hall—- chamber of secret
8.exam-time ———- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper ——— paheli
10.answer paper ———- kora kagaz
11.cheating ———- aksar/chupke chupke
12. paper out ———- plan
13.examiner ————- the killer
14.last exam ———– independence day
15.paper correction ——— andha kanoon
16.marks ———– assambhav
17.result ———– murder
18.pass ———— ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. fail ———– devdas
20.supplementary ——- aakhri raasta
21.vacation ————- waah life hoto aisi

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888


And finally, take a look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321



Brilliant, isn't it?

A tie salesman was passing by in Arizona when he saw a man crawling in the desert and calling out to him, "Water! Water!"

Without paying any heed to him, he bent over and tried to sell the man a tie. The man shook his head and simply repeated, "Water! Water!"

After trying very hard to sell the man a tie but to no avail, he just left him where he was.

A mirage then appeared before our man in the desert. The man crawled rapidly towards the mirage and eventually found himself at the entrance of a plush hotel. At the door was the tie salesman.

"Water! Water!" he cried out again.

The salesman answered, "You can't enter without a tie."

The Police Sergeant told the young Constable to clean up the drunks hanging around the local bar.

One drunk walked up to him and asked, "Exchuse me, offisser, could you tell me the time?"

"One o'clock", replied the Policeman, and hit him once on the head with his baton.

"Christ!" said the drunk, "I'm glad I didn't ask you an hour ago!"