What is the difference between a battery and a woman? …… A battery has also a positive side

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? …… That is beyond his comprehension

Why are men like snails? ….. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Why are men like sperm cells? …… Only one out of a million is useful.

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?

Why are men like a toothbrush? …. They are useless without handle.

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

what is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ………..a girl…..there is an example in front of him

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?

Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ………… God supports everything..

Where are the first 6 up’s ? Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ….. When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous can a fax be ?

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?…You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

Math magic: Ur celfon number last digit x 2, + 5, x 50, + ur AGE, + 365, & – 615, the last 2 nos, is ur age & 1st is ur celfone’s last no.JUST TRY IT

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

Nok nok.Who’s there?….Marie!….Marie who?…..Mariewhowanna….!!!

no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!

The more you study. The more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

If my right leg was thanks giving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.