Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I’m looking for a loophole

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: NOman

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..

I’ve got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: “You need to do something to spice up our love-making”.
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
“Why?” asked her husband. “You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion”, she replied…

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife: koun thi wo?
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife: koun thi wo?
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”