‎”Alcohol contains female hormones”
PROOF:After drinking
1. Men talk unnecessarily,
2.Become over emotional,
3.Drive badly,

Malik- Aaj Tumne Roti Me Jayada Ghee Laga Diya Hai.
Naukar- Galti Ho Gai Malik.
Lagta Hai Maine Aapko Aapni Roti De Di Hai

WIFE ….
BIWI …
AUR
PATNI…
mein kya fark hai ?
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SOCHO…
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Kuch fark nahi hai dost. Ye musibat ke 3 alag alag name hai.

Mein Piyasa Aur Tum Paani ho,
Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,
Wah
Wah
Jab Poocha Tumhare Gali K
Bachon se to pata Chala ke
Tum To Sab ki Nani ho.

I studied everything but never topped
and today the toppers of the best universities are my employees.
(Bill Gates)

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Neither I topped nor I study anything, but today I m the President of Pakistan.:-)

(Asif Ali Zardari.)

Dad: Whats your result?
Son: I’ve failed in 5 Subjects.
Dad: From now onwards don’t call me Dad.
Son: COME ON Dad, its my school test n0t a DNA test.

Udhar aap majbur baithe hain,
Idhar hum majbur baithe hain,,,
Wah Wah Wah…
baat ho to kaise ho jab dono taraf kanjoos baithe hain,,,
Wah Wah Wah;