Roses are red … Violets are blue … but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I’m a lady and I play with boys!!

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself… keep still and enjoy it !

I like your style … I like your class … but most of all I like your ass

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? …no… why do you wear a bra????!!

A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.