Legs utha ke karo.

Tange feala ke karo.

Ghuma ghuma ke karo.

Aage peechey dono taraf karo.

Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.

*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

I want to suck you… lick you…
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…yep,
tat’s how u…eat an ice cream.

I Miss you a Lot Dear….

SENDER:

Aishwarya Rai

+91000000000

Message centre:

+91000000000

” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.”

A – U r Attractive

B – U r the Best

C – U r Cute

D – U r Dear 2 Me

E – U r Excellent

F – U r Funny

G – U r Good-Looking

H – hehehe

I – I’m

J – JOKING

So Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see …….how Sweetly I LIE.

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…

We’ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere…

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!!!

Yeh sulagata jism,

Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,

Yeh Thartharata bua badan,

Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,

Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,

Mai KASHTI tu kinara,

Mai DHANUSH tu teer,

Mai MATAR tu paneer,

Mai VARSHA tu badal,

Mai RAJMA tu chawal,

Mai HOT tu cool,
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?
Mai APRIL tu….?