WIFE ….
BIWI …
AUR
PATNI…
mein kya fark hai ?
.
.
.
SOCHO…
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.
.
.
Kuch fark nahi hai dost. Ye musibat ke 3 alag alag name hai.

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…

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